In the name of all that is holy and good, rejoice and give thanks! Your Penn State Nittany Lions are no longer winless for this horrendous 2020 campaign, in all its miserable fakery. After digging a historically-unprecedented 0-5 hole for themselves, all this team did was go out and do something only three prior installments of Penn State football have managed: Beat Michigan at the Big House (also a first for James Franklin). In a moment when the Lions desperately needed a win like perhaps never before, Penn State had the remarkably good fortune of encountering a program in even worse condition than #WeAre. Relieved and elated to be talking about a win, though trying to remain grounded and realistic, the guys react to State’s cathartic triumph in the Buyout Bowl.